If Congress wins next loksabha election...
Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega, Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.
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Rahul Gandhi Ki Shaadi
Rahul Gandhi --> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia Gandhi --> Kyun beta?
Rahul Gandhi --> Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
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Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech ( It was really said by him!!)
" I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"
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A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else but about the elections so much so that they communicate about anything in political language.
One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says : I want to put my candidate in your legislature.
The wife not realising this was meant for something else, without raising her head says : Our party is not going to accept this. The husband is disappointed and he goes to sleep.
After some time the wife realises what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him - Darling, now you can put your candidate in my legislature.
Husband : I cannot do that. My candidate stood independent and lost his deposit.